where the hay?...

this is where i've decided to go for my next adventure. my boss, who's always encouraging the unique travel experience promised he'd suppliment my vacation this year provided it was somewhere unique. 

i had my heart set on antarctica but well, you know how it is. this wee island is but one in a good sized archipelago in the pacific ocean. must keep it a secret though. i'm looking forward to planting my toes in the sand and remaining there for the duration... with the exception of the scuba diving... and swimming, around, and around, and around the island.

moot or hooey?

this island is impossible to find so don't even try. there'll only be me and a large, bronzed, muscular man servant anyway. boring, you wouldn't like it