pizza and porn

if it has naked women and pizza, it's porn. 

most people who've never even watched a porn flick (snort, who?) could tell you that. 

a middle-aged woman, bored on a Friday night, orders pizza from the nerdy pizza boy with the big schlong, promptly seducing him with the latest eight track elevator music upon entry into her 1970s apartment, while batting innocent eyelashes and exclaiming how she's never strayed from her husband before as she twists the unsuspecting young stallion into an array of positions and poses one would only find, well... in a porno... all the while letting the pizza get cold that's always bugged me. 

so technically, is Winnipeg based Porno Pizza selling porn? 

one might assume from their name that they are, but the owners claim otherwise. here's how it works. 

you the consumer order a pizza, munch it down, and voila! there's a racy pornographic picture just for you, stuck to the bottom of the pizza box. 

kind of like a crackerjack prize, something you can play with after your treat: wash your hands first. 

owner Corey Wildeman says they've already "aroused" a lot of attention. 

one woman told CBC News that she thought "porn was something I wouldn't expect to have anything to do with pizza". 

guess that answers my question above. 

apparently a lot of his customers are women. 

i have a few questions for Mr Wildeman: along with your ID, do they ask for your sexual preference? this could come in handy when dressing, or rather undressing the pizza. 

next, are the pictures wrapped in something before sticking them to the bottom of the pizza? multi purpose reusable cellophane perhaps? 

and lastly, where are they getting the pictures? are they "real" porn posers or are they mom and sis on a saturday night after a few beers? Winnipeg, right?...

moot or hooey?

pizza is a 30 billion per year industry just within the USA, and each American man woman and child eats an average of 46 slices of pizza per year.