9.10.2007

conspiracy cell

cell phone owners can be big fat liars. we want the instant access but it's forced us to developed an aptitude to fib our faces off about all the calls we never return. i'm convinced the government is in cahoots with cellphone companies, monitoring us to see who can come up with the best fascicle of fibbery in an attempt to recruit more secret agents who can talk their way out of any situation. you know, someone really... smart

moot or hooey?
on page five of most cell phone info packages is a list of excuses for not returning calls

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